its been a while

mom and dad have been busy so the webpage is not coming along as it should. I think they will get it up soonl They better!! But in the meantime, Sadie and I are doing well. She is up to 96 pounds and me, well, I’m at 110 pounds,.. no shit!! And i’m not fat!! The vet told me so!!! He says i’m really solid!! He said i have some fat on me but it is good fat as I like to swim and muddle in the mud!! I hear from my brother Oliver that he is only 96 pounds and he thinks I’m fat cause he was the biggest puppy and can’t believe that I’m this big!!! Well, get used to it Oliver!! I’m the biggest pup of the litter now!!! Jealous?!?!? I thought so!!

Man!! It has been a while!!!!

Sorry it has taken me so long to get back on here!! I’ve been real busy with my new sister and all!! I know, I know, .. my mom and dad said they’d get the webpage updated soon, but this time they really promised!! I really haven’t minded too much cause Sadie and me are havin the time of our life!!! We just play and play and play!!! Who could ask for more!! I guess you all could, and we will get you more details and photos of us ‘playin’ real soon!! Don’t give up on us,…PLEASE!!! We have lots of fun stuff to show you all!!! With how much havoc we are causing our parents, you have to tune back in to see the results!!!

Take care for now and keep checkin my webpage!!

Mr. Mikey Wigglebutt Esq.

Oh, even though I got snipped by those Suns-A-Bitches, I got a new sister!!

Yes, even though my so called ‘loving’ parents decided to ’snip’ me, I did get a bonus out of all this,.. a new sister!! Her name is Sadie and she is a purebred German Shepherd Dog!! She is quite pretty, if I do say so myself, but nowhere near as cute as me!! Hell, who could be?!?!?

She came from a couple that lived in a little apartment and the daddy didn’t like big dogs much. The mommy got pregnant and the got rid of her.   Again,.. Suns-A-Bitches!! We didn’t get along too well at first, but now we are the bestest of buddies!!! We like to play pretty much the entire time we are out of our cages!!! And that is a lot lately!!! I did do a naughty and bit dad’s foot tonight, but it wasn’t my fault and I didn’t mean to and it didn’t hurt him (to much). My daddy still loves me - he told me so tonight!!

I better go now, but I will get some pictures of my new sister, Sadie, posted on my web site or on here real soon!!! That is if dad will let me get on the puter!!!

“boy” less?? Is it obvious? Can you tell???

Is my voice higher now??  I don’t feel ballless. I’m still humpin Sadie, but I guess I should stop cause it just ain’t gonna work now is it??!! Suns-A-Bitches!!! Man, I just feel so violated!! Those Suns-A-Bitches!! And to think, I thought they loved me!! How could anyone do that to someone they love@!?!!? Suns-A-Bitches!!

Oh!!! I found out what that means!!!

Those sunsabitches!!! I was wondering why my ‘boys’ were getting smaller!! Turns out they were not getting smaller, … they were no longer there!!! Suns-A-Bitches!! That just isn’t fair,.. hitting a guy down there!! I shall start to plot my revenge!!

What in the hell happened to me!?!?

I just found out that my mom and dad had me snipped!! What does that mean?

Crazy Hound!!

This week I went a bit crazy - a few times!! Dad was home sick with me on Tuesday and I was kinda wound up! Dad told me to stop chewing on his hand and I thought it would be a good time to play!! I jumped from the love seat to the couch, then down on the carpet, into the living room, then kitchen, back into the family room, on the love seat, over to the couch again and then repeated the whole thing three times. Barking and growling the whole time!! It was fun. Dad just stood there - never moved his feet - just laughed at me the whole time!! Then I ran upstairs and jumped on the bed while Mom was working on her computer. She said some word I can’t repeat on here or I’ll get grounded, but it was funny!!

Yesterday Dad put me on this big table and brushed me. He also had these big long metal things that he used to pull hair out of my ears! I didn’t like that too much. Dad says I have to be good so he can get the hair out of my ears so they don’t get in-fek-did, whatever that means. He also had this little blue thing that made all kinds of noise and he tried to touch my toenails with it. I wasn’t havun none of that!! Dad said he’d try again soon. Yeah right! Keep that stuff away from me old man!!

I got to go to Grandma and Grandpa’s today and see Aunt Bandit and Uncle Reggie!! Aunt Bandit still is no fun, but Uncle Reggie and me are bestest of buddies!! We stole Dad’s baseball hat and played tug-o-war for a long time!! I even dunked his hat in the pool!!! Dad put some new pictures from today on the website!! I hope they take me back there soon!! I heard Grandpa tell my Dad I needed a playmate! If that means I get a friend like Uncle Reggie I’m all for that!!!! I don’t think Mom thinks its a good idea. Darn. I’ll have to work on her:-)

I heard Dad tell Mom he finally sent in my registration papers this past week!! It’s about time!!! I have no idea what the papers are for but I know it must be about time or else he wouldn’t said anything.

I better go to bed now, its been a busy day!!

New Webpage Design!

I’ve been real busy lately so I haven’t got to write on here for a bit. I’m going to try to write on here at least once a week now. Hey! My webpage has been redesigned!! And I added some little videos of me!! I was having all sorts of problems getting it published so I asked Dad for help. Well, … he wasn’t much help for a while. He was saying all kinds of nasty words at the computer! But he finally figured it out. We will be adding more pictures and videos real soon!!

I got pretty sick a few weeks back and that is one reason I haven’t posted on here in a bit. My tummy was feeling icky and I was throwing up:-( Mom and Dad took me to the Doktor and he said it was probably my Pupperoni treats that were making my tummy yucky. I really like those but I can’t have them anymore. He gave me some medicine and told Dad if he wanted to spoil me he could feed me some chicken and rice!! WOW!! That stuff was sooooooooo yummy!! I got to eat that for a few days while my tummy got better, then they started giving me my old food - Dang! Oh Well, Dad always slips me some yummy treats and snacks when he’s eating or cooking. I guess I’m pretty spoiled - I don’t know what that means but everyone tells me that’s what I am.

I’m off to take a nap and terrorize the kitties!!

Another adventure out for Mikey

Today Dad took me to a place called BCI to meet some nice ladies he works with. They were real nice and said I was such a well-mannered dog - Yeah me!! I got to give kisses and get petted a lot!! They said I have huge feet! Maybe that’s why I keep tripping when I run. That, or maybe because my ears are so dang long!!

Then Dad took me to the neatest place I’ve ever seen - Petsmart!! Oh My Gosh!!! That place is sooooo cool!!! I walked down this one big aisle and it was full of bags and bags of food!!! Can you believe that?? I got to smell all kinds of food. Dad kept saying, ‘Come on Mikey”, I think. I wasn’t really paying attention to him. Then I went down this other aisle and there was all kinds of bones, pig ears, rawhide, and other stuff!! I found this bone I really liked and wanted Dad to buy me - It was almost as big as I was!! It looked Yummy! Dad said I had to clean my room before I could have a treat like that. I don’t know what that means since I don’t have a room. Then I went down another aisle and saw all kinds of toys!! Man! This is the neatest thing!! I wished I lived there!

I also saw another dog at Petsmart today. Dad said it was a bloodhound. All I know is that he was huge and had big ears like me. He didn’t have hair like mine but he was BIG! Dad said he was just real fat.

After we got home, Grandma and Grandpa came over to see me. They didn’t bring Aunt Bandit and Uncle Reggie (darn), but I got to see Grandma and Grandpa!! I think I saw Dad giving Grandma some of my treats to give to Uncle Reggie and Aunt Bandit. He better have not given her my liver treats!!

After all that I’m pretty tired. I’m going to go take a nap.

I love the weekends!!

Boy, do I love the weekends!! I get to stay out of my crate for hours on end and I get to spend time in the backyard!! I’ve been having problems with peeing in the house. Dad can’t figure it out, me neither.

Mr. Wigglebutt is living up to his name!!

Steph and John and Mikey